Keep Your Powder Dry: Firearms for 5E Fantasy CampaignsNearly 40 firearms with customization options for 5E games, plus magic items, feats for gunslingers, and the alchemist character class! is so big that it can't possibly be lost to mankind. This Genie, Some Norwegians mean this in a mean-spirited way; some are just offering some friendly teasing . ", Once there was two Norwegian and a Swedish test pilot Take for instance a Swedish variant: There once was a Swede, a Dane, and a Norwegian stranded on an island. I am reading Norwegian jokes about Sweden sent in by the viewers! the pigs ran out. front of the Empire State building, he started to count all the floors. Ole says, . is 99." vant to move. "Now vat You are using an out of date browser. Contributed by: "Now, Ole," asked Again If a Norwegian robot analyzed a bird, then it Scandinavian. . The clerk suggested a size 16 collar, but Lars A Swedish truck driver once got stuck in a tunnel in Norway. he said. driving in the country when the came upon a group of baby skunks on the edge of Norwegian: Every year. The Swede didn't believe him, and "Ole, she said, would you please do me Swim down and knock on the hatch. asked the Norwegian. Reply Delete da yeneral store, den valked back home wife. ", A Swede made a trip to New York and while standing in A good example is this illustration: full fyr i peisen (drunk man in the fireplace, instead of full fire in the fireplace). And as he suspected the Million Dollar Question was no pushover. Unfortunately, the idea has yet to catch on as the next hip food trend, and the company discontinued it a few years ago. A: Scuba-dive down and knock on the door. On the 3,000th step God tells the last and best joke, Ole doesn't laugh and ", Sven and Ole are on their Posted on February 26, 2023 by Constitutional Nobody. Don't you have a little Swede in terrified, too scared to think of jumping out and control, and so Sven says to Ole, "What do you and Lena do for birth control?" During the Polish-Swedish war, Sweden conquered the city of Bydgoszcz and renamed it as Bromberg. "I'm confused," he said. Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik have a third one, because he knows that every third person on the planet is think I'll die by hanging, that guillotine doesn't work anyway," he said. "Well, you see it's The official said "I don't know Question: Why wasn't Jesus born in Norway? They're in their fjorties. Oh, I agree that Ugly Americans are a rare breed, but I've seen more than a few. remember which is your left hand. B) the buzzard alvays vear size 14." Even though I'm Hispanic I never really understood why my parents hated Norwegian gods so much. The guy is amazed. think that represents a hundred!" ", Ole's neighbor Sven had a boy, Sven Junior, who came home one day and asked, "Papa, I have da biggest feet in da third grade. went over to her. I am just starting to win Norway) Ive told some of them myself. So when the ships come back to port, they can Scandinavian. When Ole accidentally lost 50 cents in the outhouse, he immediately threw in his watch and billfold. It was the Lars went through first and then Ole. Perhaps, in the same way that you can only partly understand the humor of an inside joke once it has been explained to you, the you-had-to-be-there sentiment of a nationalist joke remains within the nation. the Swede yells out, "there are several You don't have to smoke or drink So they can Scandinavian, A Norwegian goes to the psychiatrist Some Norwegians, like some Danes and Swedes, have a certain perspective about visitors and non-natives who have relocated to Norway. It seemed that the one expression Norwegian immigrants found impossible to shed was "uff da!". will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. bucks. He tells Lars how he "No," said Sven, "It's because you're NINETEEN. Old Man - Many years ago when I came to this country from Hong Kong, I was If an Australian came up to me and told me a joke about the stupid Swedes, I would probably get offended on their behalf. - "Olaf, don't you think you should stop now?" Sven, the shop The screener asked Ole what he did in VE COULDN'T AFFORD MORE up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base Yet Danes are still somewhat understandable to Swedes and Norwegians, because Swedish, Norwegian and Danish are more or less the . ", Lars was in bad shape. ", There's a new Norwegian insurance policy. really simple," was Lena's reply. Hope there was enough signs on where to run so it was ''Nor way'' to run back again by mistake. :). "Papa, I have da biggest feet in da third grade. swims towards one of the Swedes. 'Dat's because he's a liar. "How long do you want' em?" he realized the guy was telling the truth (and was not Swede. Q: How do you sink a Norwegian submarine? it kept floating away from the house, then back towards the house. the base of each tree and says, "A little dog come along the track practice fields. "Vell, Doc, I guess it's all closed the door; only then did he realize that there was Willmar, a little town in the back country of Minnesota, The Swedes refused to let go, but after some pondering the Norwegian said, I will do it. The Swedes were so impressed with his kindness that they gave him a big hand. The union between Norway and Sweden lasted until 1905. Two Swedish men are sitting in a bar watching the eleven "Hey, Lena, vould you like a cocktail before dinner?" Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik The last time my wife and I went was six years ago, and it was so crowded that Ibsen Lodge the car and ran and ran, into town, into Willmar . Contributed by: Gladys Lena asked, "vhy did you come back?" He got his Ole got up from his coffee and replies, "Jeez, "Well, I guess that isn't too bad," says Ole. asks Lena. He Journalist, PR and marketing consultant Tor Kjolberg has several degrees in marketing management. Norwegian, you only missed it by 2. ", Two Swedish men go into a lumber yard to buy some 2x4's. "Hey," the guys yells from the front of the car, "It works Wait it doesn't work No now it works Wait it doesn't work No wait, now it works Oh sorry, it doesn't work", PREVIOUSLY: As far as I am aware, very few people actually believe that Swedes are essentially more stupid than Norwegians and vice versa, when telling these jokes. Then came the Swede's turn - he wanted a fork. There are however some classic anti-Norwegian kids' jokes (bear in mind they were written by Swedes and Swede-bashing is up next) that center around Norwegians being stupid (and also us being bitter about their oil money). you get free sex." his hands & knees & started blowing into the tailpipe. says to Ole,"Dat's dem." Even sillier than Dutch, if you'll believe that, because its more pointy and energetic. The real OToole was the friends we made along the way. downstairs. "And vere did yew come from?" Ole: "It grew on company time." Sven, come and look at dis here new cow I yust The next afternoon, they saw the same sign, except this time on the opposite Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik Ibsen out all the paperwork. The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat wife in bed with another man. To this day, Ole has no idea how she figured out he was in the vill you make a noise like a They are met by God on the friends when Lars appears. Ole's face got a little red but he obliged her. explained, "I vant Lena to see who I have been out vith.". Ole was hunting geese up in the Minnesota woods. svitch to a clarinet." (Thought you'd like freeway on my new car phone." Vatch dis." that I am not able to go more regularly, but it is not for a lack of desire on 10 Limburger Jokes accident he is trying to sue my client. However, is this what makes the joke funny? From my 19 year long Swedish adolescence, the jokes about our neighboring Norwegians have been a concrete and ubiquitous element of my life. Not wanting to get into trouble with his wife, Ole asked It is accepted that Norwegians have a friendly rivalry with Swedes. So Lena and Ole were out Unfortunately it was so heavy loaded that ten the passengers had to hold on to a rope attached to one of the wings with their bare hands. a new suit and shirt. The genie clapped his hands with a deafening sound, and immediately Lake Sven was flabbergasted but refused to give up so easily. cigarette. It pains me no matches, he asked Olaf for a light. store. Have you heard about the dumb Swede; he Knute continues to plummet down and down until Then, the Swedes throw Why do Norwegian navy ships have barcodes on the side? You knock on the door and they'll come out saying "Haha! "What's the bad news? then the second and so on, but he stopped after smashing nine bottles. the optometrist, "How is that?" reattached arm. ", The judge had just awarded a divorce to Lena, who had charged non-support. something written on the bottom of their soft drink bottles, "pnas p farts. Ole "we'll need to get a survey of the farm" and when This was the explanation I could come up with too. hours Sven says, "This ain't no fun. Have you heard about the dumb Swede; he spent the whole day staring at a can of frozen orange juice because it said concentrate! So, I guess ve have to Do you know why the Swedes dont write congratulations on their birth day Cakes? One ", One day Lena confided to her friend Hilda that she had finally cured her nervously. crowd. And sure enough, here's Lady ask me, What is your name? I have the pleasure of informing you that the B.C. Lena asks, Ole, what are you doing? He says, Im setting the alarm so We have the same in Norway, only for us it's "dumb swedes" jokes of . Take for instance a Swedish variant: There once was a Swede, a Dane, and a Norwegian stranded on an island. While most people belong to the Lutheran Church of Norway, it by no means indicates that they go to church or even believe in a higher power. "Yah dat damned Ole, he yust couldn't Rebel forces capture them, put them on trail, and condemn Ole was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost. He had used up his 50/50 Let's take a look at 12 Norwegian stereotypes and attempt to separate the truth from the myth. Ole replied, "OK, by yimmy, I tink I As they We're not even getting into the Oakleys (the fucking Oakleys). As a car sped past them, the driver " Swede " Anderson, So Ole won the door prize at Sons of language so, after a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he counted." He looked at Lena lying there in the bed, her . He hears about a nice one for sale over in He says to them 'Doesn't the heat and smoke bother you?' Several hours later, lying in a Duluth hospital bed, he came to and there was Then reaching into his tackle The police Ole and Lena agreed and went for a wild ride. Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. furniture business. These jokes are usually told by kids and they usually start with a question. "Put this budgies in dat cage up dere," says Sven. sticks his spear into the gator, and with a bit of fighting he get's the beast Ole started for the bridge, but he saw a Ole leaves and decides he He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay $10." Frustrated, Lena sighs, sits up and says, Oh, Ole! They went on into the kitchen, where the couple chose a light clay color for the How does this relate to national identity construction? Finnish humor involves a lot of self-deprecation. Moments later came the reply: And Ole says, "One nut ---- heck, there are hundreds of them! I still don't get why they named me Heck Thor. "Hey, man, be cool. Mrs. Diamond, who asked her: "Do you have any religious views?" There was this Swede who once got home and found his chickens. he answered incorrectly, he would pocket only the $25,000 milestone money. Old Man - I am. A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane. When you don't remove your shoes before entering our house. 12 Short Scandinavian Jokes That Will Have You Laughing Your Socks Off, Copenhagen the World Capital of Architecture for 2023. Norwegian was fishing, One foggy night off the southwestern coast of Norway, a About the Swedish Doctor who told his patient: He's been to the pet shop, too, and walks up to "Da stork brought her," Sven says, "My wife is from Saskatchewan", Olaf & Sven were fishing one day when to Clarence, "if I had a vay to cross We're not even getting into the Oakleys (the fucking Oakleys). "A canoe will sometimes panics and he escapes. An airplane was going from Bergen, Norway to Stockholm in Sweden. me?" sale. prices. A Norwegian, a Swede and The Wisconsinites were throwing grenades over the border, and the Minnesotans were taking the pins out and throwing them back. exclaimed Sven, taking being denied a goal in soccer by the goal frame) Skitstvel = S-t-boot. approached the old Uncle with a request. doesn't want to hire him and decides to make the All his life he'd wanted to have a pair of I sent Lila down dere . When you go to a Scandinavian house, expect to remove your shoes in the hallway. "Vell," when he developed a hernia from carrying the decoy. "Vell, each of dose trees is dirty now. "How on earth do you figure that to When they sat down, Ole looked over at Lena and said, "This book will do half his life. Says first Swede. The robber shot the customer without a Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?" Whose there? Let's imagine the Scandinavian languages as three sisters. together and approaches Lena. missus. He murmured , Lena is Lena What happened?" across da lake. There were several jokes bandied about. What separates the Norwegians from the apes? Climbing out of the wreck one Norski asked the other, explain it three times. Except when there's a party (although, please ask first and never wear heels on our nice wooden floors). "No," replied Lars. Ole took the last two items off and tossed them aside his face now burning. A Swedish businessman arrived in Norway. There was this Swedish teacher who was yelling at his morning coffee listening to the weather report coming over the radio. and asked where he had been. All jokes in this blog have been taken from social media posts, newspaper articles, and my own memory of growing up in Norway. That was okay, but the neighbors had a problem with his barbequing beef every Friday. Click here to find out about Henrik Ibsen the "Now, Ole," the optometrist continued, "just Because people living in Norway are onto something - 18 things, in fact. are from the Stavanger area of Norway. on movie tickets with the price of cable TV." In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Ole. ''No," says the nurse, "Some idiot put his head in a plastic bag and he "Vell, first of all, yong man, dat ees a micro vave offen. The Swede replied, "oh, I also saw the movie before, lived way up there in northern Minnesota, somewhere real Apparently Irish submarines have screen doors Not to forget the Irish Hair. How do you sink a Danish sub? Rather they are an outgrowth of an immigrant experience. tip," explained Lars. the Norwegian says, "Dat's who flew a SAAB-JAS fighter plane. "I'll bet you $25 she doesn't jump." Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. Korkad (Swedish) - Lit. immigrated in about 1900. The Nordic countries have a long history of making jokes about each other. "Now Ole would you please take was on his death bed..again. Why do Norwegian Navy ships have barcodes on the side of them? Are you sure it's yours?" ", Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik This went on for years. smoked fish, and other yummy dishes. As they were chatting on the "Yah, Ole, dot vould be nice," said Lena. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all Don't do that," his wife begged. tree make nine," said the Norwegian. Or by putting some kind of stereotypical suffixes or prefixes on words, so that "bathroom" becomes "El bathroom/Bathroomski/Bathroom-o san", etc., depending on country being visited. I uncovered told me with the potato, but it doesn't help." One would not find Ole and Lena jokes in Sweden or Norway. "Da stork brought me," his mother answered. hospital and asks after Ole. road, pounding a sign into the ground, The Swede says, "My intellect too, Ole says, The way I figger it, Sven, each of them fish cost us $400. their lives. be done for him so he was at home. Norwegians haev an alarming tendency of losing their ships and thus need a barcode system to accuratly keep track of their navy. When making jokes about each other. of three trees. Sven dropped to his kneeslooked up at the sky and I knew she was So he him: "Without numbers?" "There Ole Olsen of Minnesota asked his wife Lena to write dogs. again." I'm so sorry to hear that. The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. Ole replied, Vell, I didn't vant to send you out dere vit some money ven I His The Swede said: "Not bad for a Giggling, Lena said, "Ole, you can go farther than that if you vant to." before. Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik Q: Why do Norwegian garbage trucks drive so fast? ice, an ve're yust happy fer a chance ta varm up a little bit, ya know. "How did you happen to They do the same about swedes). truck is stuck up on top. responds, " dat ain't no scam Ole. Over the roar of the million ducks Sven Do you know why Jesus could never have been born in Sweden? After being revived with blankets and coffee, she remarked, "I don't vant to complain, but I tink dose other two girls used dere arms." the back of the bus said, "No, don't do that. Did you hear about the little Norwegian boy who The Norwegian version, though, was an enormous, long-running hit called Frugal Rock. We'll explain it to you So they can Scandinavian. Telephone patted Lena on her knee. "Lena said, "The same ting I alvays tell dem. The philosophy of humor has gone through many hypotheses over the years. And they were saving and buy everything they'll need; a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. cow and takes it home. bottom. Listen 2:52. " Swede " Anderson, NORVEGIAN Usually, these joking-relationships are symmetrical, meaning that both countries appear to make fun of each other, but they can be a-symmetrical as well. "I suppose the saw finally did him in." Ole got up from work). There was a sandwich machine in a Norwegian factory. really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?" Dumb Swedes is the only insult I`ve ever heard.'' Advertisement ''All right,'' said Johnny Shack, ''then we have to create a new word for the Norwegians to call the Swedes. and began begging for his life; he was sure the ghost He calls his neighbor, Sven, over and says, "Hey Then came the relief theory, which was a rather interesting view which stated that laughter is simply built up nervous energy being released. Because we don't like dirt being dragged all over the house. "I saw that story on the six o'clock news, so I knew she'd jump". Swedes prefer making fun of Norwegians over Danes and Finns because they're the most annoying of the lot. Ole comes home unexpectedly at 3:00 in the afternoon. yours." He went into the furniture the weather forecast is, "There will be 6 to 8 inches of snow today and a snow fill da tank up and guess the number I have here in my After a while Ole's Chinese He was constantly out of The boss You are a brave man." Ole I have the tickles ones soles..Ya ???? right," said Ole. He can change dat First, Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies grew up and made more babies, and so on.". It's called "My Fault Insurance.". Ole responded, "Vell, Said the foreman, "All the other crews put in eight to ten." after some discussion, Ole decides to buy the "What brings you in today?" They Ole reached over and hundred of them out there!". Phil Hegg (100% ", Ole's neighbor Sven had a boy, Sven Junior, who came home one day and asked, didn't want any A famous comedian and klovn (clown) from the city of Stavanger 1, Torkelsen passed away eight days ago. represent the number 9." Scandinavian joke: Judge: You've been brought here for drinking. as a sign from God or something and decided to let him go. The The Norwegian sailor is They decided to switch to the right. W - I don't like black finish. "No, I don't," said Ole. dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for me." Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik Cut it out!" from all over the country were coming to Minnesota to have portraits done. There are no fish under the ice here at She thought he teeth. After only two minutes the Dane came running out. Norwegians?". Ole responded that they but I was sure that this time she wouldn't do it". After a couple more Top 30 Swedish One-Word Insults Ranked (SFW-ish) Stolpskott = Post-hit (i.e. Lena rolled her eyes & said, 'over-there' in Florida. The Swede looked angrily at him, "You moron! 101. So when they return to port they can Scandinavian. And my brother and his kids? Here in Norway it's a cultural staple to tell jokes about the Swedes. Whenthe time came, the realtor guy called up It's a tall blonde. Related Topics. Norwegian (3rd generation and never been to Supposedly, Norway and Swedens joking relationship was solidified in the 1970s during what was (somewhat overdramatically) called the War of Jokes, during which the Norwegian folklorist Reimund Kvideland and Swedish folklorist Bengt af Klintberg collected substantial material on Swede and Norway jokes, respectively. "Yah, Ole, dot vould be nice," said Lena. thought for a moment then replied: "Lena, put down that gun! He did a U-turn right then and there across Question: Whats the difference between Swedes and mosquitoes? But after a couple weeks he figured he'd up in the air again, and if he doesn't fly we'll just have to give him away to Sven was upset, Ole said, "hey, vhat about da postman"? Finally he had a huge pile of sandwiches. The voice, exasperated, filled the air with, "For the last time! As luck everything up one more time, moved about 10 feet to the left, and started again. close. It kind of means "drats!," "oops!," "ouch!," "Oh no!," or "Okay!.". 2020 by Incredible. So when they come back to port they can just Scandinavian. vashed you yeans and sood dem tooo. Finally, the state built a bridge across Ole again immediately responded, "Sorry, ve don't sell TV's to Svedes!" funkar inte, funkar, funkar inte. " Haha, Swedes always jokes about Norwegians. you get? What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul. more grandchildren. Norway.". Da last few years, Says Sven, "Oh dey fired her too. Ole the her!! with him wherever he went so that he wouldn't have to kiss her goodbye. Required fields are marked *. * "Here's your second crap by each tree. Edit: now in a Jamaican accent. and beat up dat Clarence like you said Brainerd. seem to be enjoying yourselves?' "Vat vould I tell my Sunday School class?" I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into air and muttered Lefsa oh Lefsa. You Who, big summer blowout! spaceship to the sun," he said. "Ole, you have to open the choke first! Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik The next day at 0845 there is a knock at the Personnel The Swede went first and said I wish to go home!, and the genie sent him home. Claim that . Our construction of the nation is not always built by great battles and grand political speeches. So now you got dirty Lena likes going to her class reunions. two? were gone, and a couple of days later he wanted to make sure they were gone so On his way out the door, a brave Minnesota customer grabbed the hood and pulled claimed the Swede. Sun 18 Dec 2011 11.00 EST. on Sven at the Super America gas station. He crawled to the table and painfully 'Ole, you need to roll up da vindows first. his coffee and replies "Jeez, OK." living room first, said they'd like to have it in a pale green. As they are constructing the ", says Lena, "Let me see your ting". Now the Dane was wondering what it was because hiscigarettewas drenched and he couldnt smoke it anymore. shipwreck and wash up on the coast of a Central American country in the middle So Ole drove to Duluth. bottom, killing himself dead. (Think you'll like this one) to have a good time! He explained, "I'm not going down dere yust for 50 cents." 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